BREAKING NEWS! As of approximately 10a.m. this Friday I will be married to a genuine, real life, bona fide college graduate! Kristy has successfully completed her undergraduate learnin’ and is now amongst the few, the select, the edumakated!
I am so proud of her, as you damn well better be(http://www.myspace.com/kristyezell).
Just thought I should gloat, for her, because she sure as hell won’t do it for herself – so modest.
Again, big props and congrats go out to my beautiful, resourceful, and verifiably smart wifey for her hard work and dedication (and stubbornness)!